fitartistic:

Use a bit of PAM/EVO/etc instead of butter!

tywins:

i don’t think we talk about this enough

fawltytitties:

“Army of Darkness” (1992)

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

okaysizedbangtheory:

the harsh reality of our economic situation

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

image

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

detective-kelly:

If you really think I’m going to dedicate my whole life to some video game 

you would be correct

me to every female character at some point: you deserved better

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person